Karma? Or divine intervention?? You decide

The Speedmart 99 God tried to stop me because I decided to buy Jackers chips from BHP instead of the Pringle's they sell. How? He summoned a branch to magically fall on my head when I was about to open my Jackers. Sometimes, I think Karma wants to bite me in the @$$ really badly... And now my head has a bump as proof

No sh!t...

Your Guardian Angel-The Red Jumpsuit Apparatus